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This is my collection of those little unanswered, but yet still annoying questions.  I don't claim them all as mine, some have been borrowed.   Hope you enjoy them.  Please send this page to a friend as a link.

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**If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

**Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

**What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

**Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

**Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

**If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

**Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

**Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

**If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

**When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

**If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

**What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating endangered plants?

**Why is bra singular and panties plural?

**Why do they report power outages on TV?

**If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

**Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

**You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

**If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

**Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

**Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

**Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

**Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

**Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

**If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

**Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

**Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

**Why is the alphabet in that order?

**If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

**If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

**Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

**Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

**Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

**If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

**When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

**Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

**Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

**The light went out, but where to?

**Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?

**Do fish get cramps after eating?

*How come abbreviated is such a long word?

**Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

**Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

**How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

**If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

**Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

**How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

**Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

**Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

**What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

**Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

**Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

**If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

**Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

**War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

**If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

**If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

**If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

**Is there another word for synonym?

**Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

**Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

**If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

**Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

**If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

**Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

**If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

**How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

**Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

**Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

**If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

**Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

**Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

**How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

**If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

**Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

**Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

**Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

**How is it possible to have a civil war?

**If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

**If God dropped acid, would he see people?

**If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

**If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

**If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

**If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

**If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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